SMS Jokes

Sardar Joke:
In biology practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name


Office Joke:

The boss told a few jokes over a meeting. All laughed except for one girl.
Boss: What's the matter? haven't you got sense of humor?
Girl: I don't have to laugh, I am leaving the office on Friday.